Houston, TX (LaughFish.com) - Looking to quell the firestorm that is beginning to swirl around John McCain's VP choice, President Bush offered up some advice for Gov. Sarah Palin. "With this hurricane business going on my first suggestion would be to evacuate Nome. People seem to like that sort of thing."

St. Paul, MN (LaughFish.com) - "Hello Jaime Lynn. How does Secretary of Health and Human Services sound?"

Las Vegas, NV (LaughFish.com) - The Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon raised a record $65 million this year however that is not what people are talking about. Jerry's You Tube moment came when he introduced Barack Obama and asked him to sing Candyman.

Chicago (LaughFish.com) - Sources say that Barack Obama could select Sen. Joe Biden as his running mate as early as tomorrow. Those same sources speculated that Sen. John McCain will misplace his car keys sometime tonight.