Springfield, IL (LaughFish.com) - Since his election to the presidency of the United States, Barack Obama has mentioned several times that he draws a certain amount of inspiration from this country's 16th president, Abraham Lincoln.  "I admire him greatly," began the president-elect.  "I identify with him completely.  To single out one reason why in particular would be difficult.  I just can't put my finger on it.  Wait a second.  Yes I can."

Chicago (LaughFish.com) - It is reported that they both continued to question Hillary's judgment.

Chicago (LaughFish.com) - Much like his political hero Abraham Lincoln, President-elect Barack Obama may be looking to fill key cabinet positions with political rivals.  Whether they are rivals from is his own party, moderate Republicans or right wing extremists, Mr. Obama is looking to have an inclusive administration.  Sen. Hillary Clinton is a leading name in the Secretary of State position.  Robert Gates may be asked to remain on as Secretary of Defense and Ann Coulter may be asked to serve as Hermaphrodite Czar.   

London (LaughFish.com) - Well wishes have been coming fast and furious to President-elect Barack Obama since his victory two weeks ago.  The latest sentiments came over the weekend from Prince
Charles who was celebrating his 60th birthday at Hightower, his county estate.  An obviously inebriated heir to the British throne told Mr. Obama, "It is with great pleasure that I raise my glass to you, our friend and neighbour.  That reminds me; while our two counties have many things in common we do differ on others.  For example over here we spell it coloured.  Best of luck my dear President-elect."

London (LaughFish.com) - Producers for the James Bond franchise have denied reports that they have sent out feelers to Sarah Palin's people about possibly being the next Bond girl.  For her part, the Alaskan governor said, "If God so chooses to open that door for me and I should be so blessed to be selected I would for sure be interested.  You betcha."

Kabol, Afghanistan (LaughFish.com) - Jamaal Kraemarr, host of CNBCAFG's Really Mad Money (above left) is telling those with money who are still in the Afghan stock market to take it out now.  "I mean it," began Jamaal.  "Both of you.  Take it out now!"